Happy St. Pattayssssssssss
I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”
j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:
et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!”
(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)
Literally every xkcd comic ever
you sure owned that imaginary preteen
I thought this was a parody god damn
Manchester, by Kishi Bashi, from his 2012 album “151a”.
This is some beautiful pop.
The Future, last instrumental track on “Deathconsciousness” by Have a Nice Life.
This album is consistently topping my charts.

